Me: “So, did you actually put this much coffee back in the fridge?”
No. 1, sounding testy, but in her defense she was most likely not adequately caffeinated, based on the carafe I discovered: “Well, what else was I supposed to do with it?”
Me: “Uh, wash it?”
No. 1: “Well you guys always just pour more coffee back into the container anyway.”
I cannot wait to see her first apartment.