So, for those of you keeping tabs (OK, which is really just my husband and me) I have now queried 30 agents and publishers. Woof. That’s a lot.
When you make your case to that many people, it gets, uh, old. Fast. Hence, the smart alecky answer above for one publisher that required me to fill out a submission form. I thought it was funny. Six to eight weeks later, perhaps I will find out if someone there did, too.