Yup, this post is all negative, not in a nasty, political ad kind of way. In fact, this is more like a public service because there is a lot of stuff out there in the world that people are going to try and sell you on and just because it says so on the interweb, doesn’t mean you should believe it.
To wit….
Um, NO. Pretty sure shaving my head is exactly what would put me in a coffin.
Also….
Hey, Fashion People, quit pushing “dad sneakers.” It doesn’t matter if they’re brightly colored, those orthopedic looking monstrosities should not grace anyone’s feet, not even fathers.
And lastly….
An RV absolutely does not count as an AirBnB even if you’re desperate and all but the most exorbitantly priced homes, rooms that require sharing a bathroom and the skankiest of motels are what’s left during parents weekend for your kid’s first year away at college.