• GOAT stands for Greatest Of All Time.
Had to look it up after seeing that pic of Serena Williams on Instagram and was all, ‘What the heck does that stand for?’ and so I started Googling, of course, and the first thing that popped up was Gap/Overlap Analysis Tool and then Grouped Optimal Aggregation. What? I don’t even know what those mean so I can only guess they’re nerdy accounting acronyms. I had to actually scroll down an ENTIRE screen to discover the usage intended in that post.
(And, sssssshhhh, don’t tell anyone but I will also admit that I initially thought SMH stood for Suck My Ham.)
• Per People.com: Gisele Bündchen got a boob job. Wait — doesn’t her husband like things under inflated?
• Dogs are the best.*
• Brown rice has naturally occurring arsenic in it — even more than white rice because white rice is bleached and processed. So much for it being healthier.
• In other food-related news, my 13-year-old son can eat four pieces of fried chicken in a sitting. That is just so much food.
*I already knew this, so does everyone, but that pic is so sweet and so it’s worth stating the obvious.
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Urban Dictionary is your friend – so many fun things in there! My kids laugh because they are stunned I actually know what they are talking about. There is even an app and it is so not politically correct – you’d love it.
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