Random Thoughts, Part 537*


I am mad at Nora Ephron because I never, ever even thought about my neck until she wrote that damn book of essays about aging. Now it is the second most worried-about part of my aging anatomy.

How come Dawn can clean crude oil off wildlife, but it can’t get rid of the greasy gunk on the bottom of my toaster oven?


Never underestimate the power of salt — especially when sprinkled on the top of a chocolate chip cookie.



* I think this number might actually be getting smaller. But, I don’t feel like checking.

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