Call the Fashion Police

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the world should be on orange alert.

Well, the fashion world anyway.

What is going on? First, my cousin-in-law sends me this…


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No, Levis! No one wants a wedgie. That is bad, bad, bad. What are you going to try and sell to us next? Camel-toe jeans?!

And then, I came across this…

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The manufacturers are super braggy about what is essentially a cropped version of something that has already been invented multiple times. Remember the Slanket?

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And before that, the Snuggie?

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It’s very telling of our times that a cozy version of what is essentially a body bag keeps getting remade over and over again. I actually see the appeal of that, but wedgie jeans? Never.

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