I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the world should be on orange alert.
Well, the fashion world anyway.
What is going on? First, my cousin-in-law sends me this…
No, Levis! No one wants a wedgie. That is bad, bad, bad. What are you going to try and sell to us next? Camel-toe jeans?!
And then, I came across this…
The manufacturers are super braggy about what is essentially a cropped version of something that has already been invented multiple times. Remember the Slanket?
And before that, the Snuggie?
It’s very telling of our times that a cozy version of what is essentially a body bag keeps getting remade over and over again. I actually see the appeal of that, but wedgie jeans? Never.