Freaky Fashion

I’m not sure if I’ve lost my sense of fashion or if the designing world has, but my online window shopping has turned up some weird stuff lately. Behold:

Do these come with an engine because they look a lot like a Hyundai SUV. Also, is that an actual carabiner holding things together?! That cannot be comfortable.

I thought the cloven-foot shoe was passe, but apparently not. It is still ugly.

And even weirder…

A pink hand grenade purse?