Book Slogans I’ve Been Mulling In My Head

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And now that I see them on the screen, I realize they’re probably best left up there in that cobweb-y space…

This. — it’s better than Vic* says!

Clear some room next to the toilet paper for This.!

This.’ll make you lose control of your bladder!

This. — it’s retina-searing good.

Wait… What is This.?!

Just Do This.**

Two out of three*** kids think This. is awesome!

 

*To understand this reference, you must read the Amazon.com reviews and pay close attention to Vic’s. Oh Vic. *SMH*

**That seems different enough that Nike wouldn’t sue.

***The third hasn’t read it yet — it’s not that he just doesn’t like it. Really.

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