And now that I see them on the screen, I realize they’re probably best left up there in that cobweb-y space…
This. — it’s better than Vic* says!
Clear some room next to the toilet paper for This.!
This.’ll make you lose control of your bladder!
This. — it’s retina-searing good.
Wait… What is This.?!
Just Do This.**
Two out of three*** kids think This. is awesome!
*To understand this reference, you must read the Amazon.com reviews and pay close attention to Vic’s. Oh Vic. *SMH*
**That seems different enough that Nike wouldn’t sue.
***The third hasn’t read it yet — it’s not that he just doesn’t like it. Really.