Four bedroom, three-bath
stunner house! Conveniently located near Trader Joe’s and Target and doughnuts!
Facts and Features
Messy Single family
Year built: 1968
Heating: Lots of hot air, er, forced air
Expansive granite counter tops — perfect for fruit stickers; enough room for a week’s worth of unwashed dishes and bananas just past their prime
Double-sink vanity, perfect for piling up washcloths and other grooming miscellany
Plenty of drawers for kids *not* to shut
Wood laminate flooring… under there, somewhere
Dining room can be a fifth bedroom in a pinch
Ample space for oversized, over-chewed dog beds
Reading nook with all the amenities
Listing price: Make an offer!
*Neither of these things is true, I just thought it would be fun to imagine what an accurate MLS listing would look like.