My Corona… By The Hack

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Corona virus is everywhere — even if not in actuality, it’s definitely on everyone’s mind.

I keep getting emails from the school district, the dermatologist’s office, Yahoo bulletins, at the gym we’re wiping down every piece of equipment we touch, we all cringe when someone near us coughs or sneezes.

It’s scary. So scary that we definitely need the levity of funny videos and memes. And because there is something wrong with me and in every really dire situation, I think WWWAD,* I keep hearing “My Sharona” every time someone utters the ‘c’ word. Surely someone has already done this…

 My Corona (to the tune of, duh, My Sharona)

Oh my little germ-y one, my germ-y one

When you gonna stop freakin’ us out, Corona

Ooh, you make my nose run, my nose run

Not gonna be shakin’ any hands, Corona

Never gonna stop, so tensed up, such a stressed-out mind

I’m pretty worried about the yucky touch of your kind

My, my, my, aye-aye! WOO (han)!

Mmmmm-my Corona

Back off, stay away, far away, a-will ya, huh?

You stay at least three feet away, Corona

How you spread’s a mystery, don’t get to me

Popping lots o’ Emergen-C, Corona

Never gonna stop, so tensed up, such a stressed-out mind

I’m pretty worried about the yucky touch of your kind

My, my, my, aye-aye! WOO (han)!

Mmmmm-my Corona

Mmmmm-my Corona

I’m washing my hands frequently, frequently

Stay out my mouth, my nose, my eyes, Corona

You are so infectious-y, infectious-y

Woop — I need the lavatory now, Corona

Never gonna stop, so tensed up, such a stressed-out mind

I’m pretty worried about the yucky touch of your kind

My, my,  my, aye-aye! WOO (han)!

 

Mmmmm-my Corona

Mmmmm-my Corona

Mmmmm-my Corona

Mmmmm-my Corona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona

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*What Would Weird Al Do?

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