I feel betrayed by my carrot fries.
They taste neither like carrots nor, more disappointingly, like fries.
So let this be a lesson to you — as it was to me — you can’t believe everything you see on the internet.
In happier news, “That.” has raised almost $200 for COVID-19 relief efforts! Many, many, MANY thanks to those of you who bought “That.” and to those of you who haven’t yet, I highly recommend you just click “buy” already. It’s a very quick read that will make you happy. Unlike stupid carrot fries. Trust me.