Personal Manifesto

I believe that…
• brownies are the most perfect dessert and should never, ever be frosted. • purses should be smooshy, not structured. • Katie never loved Tom. • “swag” is a super cool word (and an excellent perk). • you can never have too many shoes. • bacon really does make everything better. • a bird in the hand is worth…salmonella, most likely, which is why I wear Latex gloves to handle raw chicken. • children simultaneously make you feel young and suck the life force out of you. • Fluff is superior to all other marshmallow cremes. • technology hates me.

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