At the risk of blowing any sort of endorsement deal with Goop (which I probably already did here), I hereby present items that Ms. Paltrow would totally put in her virtual shopping basket….
This shearling bolero actually has a hidden pocket for your phone and other important essentials. It’s a mere $750. Also, it gives the wearer rigor mortis so beware.
Of course sequined pants.
Black toilet paper because it’s so much chicer than peasant-y white wipes.
Wall art of happy retirees living their best life.
Naturally This. because she would be curious about how the little people live.
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