Now Presenting Frivolous Friday… Or, Things I Would Buy If I Were Gwyneth Paltrow

At the risk of blowing any sort of endorsement deal with Goop (which I probably already did here), I hereby present items that Ms. Paltrow would totally put in her virtual shopping basket….

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This shearling bolero actually has a hidden pocket for your phone and other important essentials. It’s a mere $750. Also, it gives the wearer rigor mortis so beware.

 

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Of course sequined pants.

 

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Black toilet paper because it’s so much chicer than peasant-y white wipes.

 

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Wall art of happy retirees living their best life.

 

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Naturally This. because she would be curious about how the little people live.

 

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